Rasmuksen puhe vieraille Kaitaalla syksyllä 2016
Rasmus Kull, puhe Gonglun koululle: Ladies and Gentlemen, Nice seeing you all here in such great numbers! My name is Rasmus Kull, and I came here all the way from a small, northern-european country called Finland, some 7000 miles away, to see your beautiful country. So far I'm having a blast. The food is excellent, the culture captivating and the people extraordinarily awesome! Now I'll tell you guys a little something about us Finns. So first off, Finland is a very small country. We have been, for many centuries, under the influence of Sweden and lately Russia. Luckily we are independent now. That means we as a nation, still are a little insecure. This insecurity works as a kind of root, from which our national identity and pride, in a way, stems off of. We are, for example, very precise about which famous invention or celebrity, is in fact, of Finnish kin. "Have you guys heard about Santa Clause? Yeaahhh he's from Finland. Ever been to a Sauna? Yup, we made ...